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Great,
well, this is a very late January lunch tray, but you know what,
fuck you. I don't care. How many stupid bastards even looks at this
anyway? I'll start this one off with a good one Ray. Let me be the
host in all the zone games. My ass is going back to the Koresh I
was. Look out for a new and improved Kevin Koresh for the new motherfucking
millenium you fucking ape raping wacky asses.
Very well. The first subject is winter. Well, fuck it. Winter sucks
ass, especially in this slop-ass state. We get two inches of snow,
then it turns -30 degrees for the rest of the winter. By the time
the weather is nice, I just want to go ride my bike instead. All
you fuckers over yonder westward, can go fuck yo selfs, and your
spoiled ass seasons of 40 degree days with 3 feet of powder. I'm
tired of the shit. The only time to be stoked on snowboarding is
in the fall when it isn't quite cold yet. Its funny. When I'm riding
my skateboard, I pretend I'm on a snowboard. When I'm on a snowboard,
I pretend I'm on a skateboard. Which means all I do is grinds, railslides,
ollies, and 180s. I did have a good day snowboarding though. We
went to Mt. Lacrosse, but since it was 7 and the hill closes at
9, they wouldn't cut the ticket prices. They were twenty bucks.
We said fuck it, and walked across the street, and hiked up into
the woods, and rode tree powder. Then we set up a log, and just
jibbed to shit. I felt like JP Walker. At first we did some freestyle
walking on it. Just sliding the log on our boots. After doing that,
and sliding rails with my shoes, I have deduced that aggressive
inlining is pussy shit. It's fucking easy as long as you have your
balance, which everyone does, except for fat people. Other than
that, and hiking out by my dad's house, I have stayed on my bike
most of the winter. I took a lot of roadtrips to Area 51 in Appleton
and The PIT in Rockford with Biker and Smack. PIT was overrun by
dumbfucks, so we did some winter street riding in Madison instead,
because we had no snow around Christmas. Now I have a new bike again.
Except now I am stuck on the west side of the state, which doesn't
have shit for anything. I have to travel at least 3 hours to get
to any skateparks. But, plans are in the making for me to transfer
to Milwaukee Area Technical College next fall, which should be cool.
Good music scene, big city, good street riding, and fewer drunk
jocks. Whatever, I'm hungry, I'm gonna go eat. Be sure to check
back in a week or two for the Feb. Lunch Tray!
I don't
want to talk this month, see ya next month. Oh, watch the Tom Green
show on Mtv, it's funny. Also, my computer sounds like the interigator
droid from Star Wars.
Ray-Kevy
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