Haunted House Road Trip - Part 4

HEY FANS! Welcome back to my site! You really love me :) Ok, back to to work here, got to keep the fans happy and coming back for more. Okay, in part three of the Haunted House Road Trip, I found myself all alone in the woods after fighting off the cannible hill billys. I was soon being chased by Jason Voorhees who also wants to kill me. I try to hide in a trailer where I find Pat slamming beers and having a good time with a vietnam skeleton. Jason is now chasing the both of us. We run to the house where a creep old guy with a beard and yellow rain hat let's us in, after he tells us we will face our worst nightmares. Whew.

The door slammed shut and there stood the creepy guy with the beard. He was still laughing. He was wearing those yellow rubber over-alls that fisherman wear, but his were smeared in blood. I could see severed arms and legs all over the room. The creepy guy stopped laughing and said "Welcome to my butcher room." Pat said "Awesome!" The creepy guy laughed and said "You seem like you have the right attitude. I could use a good apprentice." Pat said "Where do I sign up?" and handed him a beer. Thye opened them, tapped cans and then slammed them. A loud pounding started coming from the door and I jumped in fright. The creepy guy laughed at me and then said "You better get a move on, you don't want to be here when your friend come through that door." He pointed to another door and said "Exit is that way." I started to walk to the exit and slipped on some blood and fell down. The creepy guy reached out and said "let me give you a hand." I grabbed it and was about to say thanks when when I fell back down. He gave me a severed hand. I just looked at it. The creepy guy started laughing and so did Pat. I threw the hand back at him. The creepy guy said "I've always wanted to do that!" and started laughing again. He looked at Pat and said "If you make it though tonite, the position is yours. You can bring your buddy too, he funny." Pat thanked him and we moved on.

The door opened to darkness, but we went through it anyway. We went around the corner of a hallway and found ourselves dimly lit room. The light was focused on a deer head that was hanging on the wall. The deer’s eyes moved and looked at us. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me, then the deer head completely moved to look down at us and then it laughed at us. Pat yelled "AWESOME!" It was pretty SWEET!, but what kind of wacko reanimates a deer head and then gives it the ability to talk? We heard a scream from the room we just left. The deer head stopped laughing. The door opened. I held my breath. I heard foot steps coming down the hallway. Pat took a drink from his beer. The foot steps were getting closer. I’m still holding my breath. Jason walks around the corner and stares at us. The deer head said “oh oh.” I turn to run into the next room, but I can’t find the door. I panic and grab Pat, causing him to drop his beers. I tell him there is no exit. Jason starts walking toward us and I freeze from fear. Lucky for me that Pat loves beer, because he found the exit as he groped around for his beer in the dark. Pat pulled me to the ground just as Jason swung his machete at me. I unfroze and heard the deer head say "AWESOME!" I looked up to see Jason struggling to get his machete out of the wall. Pat grabbed my arm and shoved me through the crawl space that let us into the next room.

The crawl space let us into another dark hallway. Pat and I went around the corner and entered a room where a dentist was laughing while drilling on his screaming patients teeth. We didn’t stick around; Jason would be right behind us. We went from room to room as fast as we could, trying to find a way out of the house. We made it to the first floor and stopped for a breather. This room had a doctor operating on a man who was awake and screaming. The doctor started pulling out the man’s guts. Pat yelled "Yeah! Cut out his guts!" The doctor asked Pat if he wanted to help and offered him some guts. Pat said yeah and started pulling on the man’s guts. Pat put them around his neck, turned to me and said "hey, this is just like Mardi Gras!!" I told him we should get going before Jason does this to us. The door opened as we started to leave the room and I hurried Pat through the door. The last thing I saw before we heard the screams was Jason walking towards the doctor. Pat and I went through a few more rooms and down another flight of stairs. I could tell we were in the basement because it was cooler. We made it through the windy maze of rooms and found our exit, which was a flight of stairs leading up to the outside of the house. I breathed a sigh of relief once we were outside. We made it.

So Pat and I made it through the haunted house with Jason chasing after us and now we are free! or are we? This is one crazy road trip and there is more to this story, so check out part 5! See you there! BYE!