Haunted House Road Trip - Part 3
Stardate 081028, Episode 19

HELLO! I'm Himee Jones, but you already know that. It's because of me you are here. You seek my knowledge and want hear about the awesome adventures I go on. So, this is part 3 of the Haunted House Road Trip, read part 1 and part 2 if you haven't read them yet. So let's recap. Pat and I decided to go to the Hartford JayCee's Haunted House in Slinger, WI! We ate breakfast for dinner, waited in line for a few hours, battled some hill billys in the woods and now I'm all alone in the dark spooky woods trying to find my First Mate Patrick.

It seemed like I ran for an hour, but it was only about 15 seconds. I had to stop because I was out of breath. Fighting Hill billys is hard work. I looked over my shoulder and saw a man in a hockey mask holding a machette. I know, you're thinking "what is Jason Voorhees doing in Wisconsin?" I thought the same thing, because Crystal Lake is in New York. Well, I didn't ask him, I ran as fast as my feet would take me and just like in the movies, he could keep up with me just by walking. Every time I looked over my shoulder, there he was walking and getting closer. I saw a trailer up ahead, so I ran to it as fast as I could. I reached the door and looked over my shoulder. Jason was gone. I focused harder so I could see in the dark, but he was gone. I heard a twig break behind me. I looked behind me and there he was standing about 20 feet behind me. I opened the door and ran inside the trailer. My eyes and ears were bombarded with bright flashing light and really loud sounds like automatic gun fire. I dropped to the floor because I was startled and it was the safe thing to do, because I thought I was being shot at. I covered my ears and stayed still.I opened my eyes to let them adjust to the light. I could see a person up ahead illuminated by the flashing light. I could tell he was screaming, but he looked he was enjoying himself. He also wasn't shooting at me. My eyes focused and I realized the person was Pat.

I uncovered my ears and picked myself up off the ground and walked towords Pat. He was holding a six pack with one beer missing, which he was gulping down in between shouts. The gun shots and flashing light started up again. I looked to my left and saw a skeleton in battle fatigues firing a turret gun. Pat finished the beer and starting hollering "WooHoo" and "Yeah!" He also started jumping up and down and throwing his fist in the air. I asked Pat where he got the beer. He told me He grabbed it while the Hill Billys acted like they were going to kill me and the boys. I told him they wern't acting. They got the girl, but they gave up on me and the boys because I fought them off with my super strength, I put up a good fight. Then the boys ran off, he disappeared and now Jason Voorhees is chasing me around. Pat said "Calm down, none of this is really real." I reminded Pat about my dream and told him that this might be it. It could happen tonight. Pat reminded me that the dream took place at Mark Motors and we were a long way from there. I was about to agree, but the door behind us slammed open and Jason Voorhees walked in. I pushed Pat forward towards the exit. We went through the door and saw the house a bit up the path. We ran for it! We found a stairway leading to the second floor. Pat pointed to a door at top and said "Through that door."

Behind us the door to the trailer opened. We turned to see Jason standing in the door way. I was so scared! Pat pulled on my arm to follow him up the stairs and then I started pushing him to go faster. We got to the top and the door was locked and there was a sign on the door that read "Wait Your Turn!" Pat said "It looks like we wait" and took a drink from his beer. I said wait for what? to die? Jason was now at the foot of the stairs, staring at us. He started to walk up the stairs. I started pounding on the door, because Jason was getting closer! I kept pounding and Pat said "Dude, you are starting to freak me out." Jason was now half way up the stairs. I pounded harder. Jason was three quarters of the way up. Finally! the door cracked open. A creepy guy with a beard and a yellow rain hat poked his out and said "Can't wait to get in here, hey?" I said yes and pleaded with him to let us in. He laughed and said "Why you so eager to come in here and face your worst nightmares?" I told him it was already here and pointed at Jason who was now getting ready to kill us with his machette. He laughed and opened the door. We ran through it. The last thing I saw before the creepy guy closed the door was Jason pulling his machette out of the wood of the stairs.

So, as you can see, Pat and I are in serious trouble. Yes, we made it into the house, but when Jason Voorhees chases you around at night, he doesn't give up so eaisly.. Hint, Hint! See you next issue! BYE!

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