Heroes Season 3 Premier!

YA TAH! Heroes season 3! I'm so excited! I've got my grape soda and twinkies in hand. Well, not in my hand as I type, that would be too hard. Anyway, the premier special is on right now and they keep showing little sneak previews of the new season and I've never been more excited in my life! Not since I waited in line to get tickets for the Phantom Menace with Ray, well he was 3rd in line and I was like 76th and he wouldn't let me in line with him... So this is my blog party! Pat and I are all set for the big event and I'm going to blog as the night goes on. SWEET! So they just asked who killed Nathan Patrelli? I'll tell you it wasn't Adam Monroe, because my hero, Hiro, put him in a casket underground. Hiro is so awesome! Oh here we go, season three is about to begin!.

Volume 3 Villians.
Chapter 1 The Second Coming
Oh my goodness! Peter goes back in time and tries to kill his brother! Bad Peter! Why was Claire trying to kill Peter? What is going on? I'm confused. Oh goodness, Nathan died. Oh my GOD! Hey wait, didn't he get an injection of Adam's blood? Nathan got up! Is Nathan a Zombie? Is he a flying Zombie? A flying zombie would be pretty scary! I mean he could just swoop down and take a bite out of your brain faster than he could walk or run after you. YAY! Hiro! is in charge of his fathers buisness. YA TAH! I would like to work for Hiro. It would be so SWEET! We could go on adventures ans quests together! I have said it before and I'll say it again. I would be a better side kick than Ando anyday. Run Claire, it's Sylar! Good smack on Sylars head. Now go hide in the closet! Hey she actually did! Yeah, I'm pychic. Pat says hiding in the closet won't help here because it didn't help him when I chased him with my chain saw. OOOHHH! Hiro get's to go on a quest and find his fathers safe. How fun is that! Can I help? I'm good at finding stuff. I find egg nog in the back of the fridge all the time. Please! Another DVD! What does it say? A formula that can destroy the world! Don't read it Hiro, don't do it. What happened? Where is the formula? WOW! Hiro stopped a really fast girl! So she is trying to steal the fprmula for her employer. Who is her employer? HEY! Hiro are you ok! You won't get away with hitting Hiro, speed girl. What is happening with Peter? Why has he gotten so mean? What did he do with Matt? He just put his palm out and Matt disapeared. So Nathan is Catholic? My grandama use to make me say my hail marys. So is Nathan saying that all people with super powers are angels? Run Claire RUN! Your to pretty to die! Sylar NO! Commercial break... Grape Soda Time!

So Sylar doesn't eat the brain and Claire can never die. That makes me fell so much better.I'm glad he put her scalp back on, but what does he mean that Claire isn't like the others? How is she more special? Linderman? How did he live and wwhat does he want? I don't like you Linderman, you are kind of creepy in that weird guy creepy kind of way that people say I'm like. Don't listen to him Nathan. Hey Nikki is back. I guess Pat really likes what she is wearing. Why is that old guy calling her Tracy? I thought Nikki was all blown up in New Orleans? Parkman watch out! A scorpion! Parkman, where are you? Where did future Peter send you? I agree with you Hiro, what was on that paper? We need to find out. If Ando isn'[t up to the task, you can count on me.YES!, lets go to the future and find out how to save the world. YA TAH!!! Oh jumping jolly beans! Why is everyone running? is Godzilla coming? Hiro, future Hiro and Ando are right up there.. and you are arguing. I knew it! Ando betrays you. Drop him when we get back and let me join your noble quest. NO! Ando just killed you with red lightning. How did you get powers Ando! Tell me now! Put down the formula, Hiro he has the fomula, stop him! You better not let me find you Ando! I have a chain saw with your name on it. Oh no. Hiro, Godzilla is coming and he is destroying the city! A car is flying at us! Hiro, get us out of here! WWOOOHHH! That was close.. and yes, we do need to find that formula.

So future Peter is trying to prevent a war and the fomula has something to do with it. Could that formula give people powers? Like the one Mohinder seems to have stumbled upon? I bet that is how Ando gained his red lightning power and betrayed Hiro. So what kind of power let future Peter trap present day Peter in another body? WOW! Mohinders injection gave him super strength. That would be pretty cool to crush a gun and throw people around sacks of potatoes. I bet Mohinder goes bad. YAY!! Heroes continues now! They should just play all of the episodes in a row, right now! I could sit here and watch them all night long. I love marathons.

Chapter 2 The Butterfly Effect
Here we go! Oh, poor Claire, Sylar took away her ability to feel pain. I wonder if that is why she goes bad? Hmmm. HIRO!!! NOOO!!! You can't be dead! What happened! I didn't stop Ando in time. NOOO! Parkman! Claire! Peter! All dead! Adam and Jessica! Parkman's dad. You'll all pay for this! SYLAR! Oh.. it was just a dream. Silly me. Hey, what if it was a vision of the future? I've got to go pee, I've had to much grape soda. Pat is going to cover for me while I am gone.

Hey, Pat here. So ahhhh, yeah this bad ass guy with scar is playing with string and now he leting this old broad in the room. This broad is old, but she is classy and not that bad looking. I'd do her for money. Oh, that's his mom, well I wouldn't do my mom for money. Man, that is a wicket scar on that dude's face. Damn lady, leave the guy alone, he's just trying to save the world. Hey, hey who is that babe? She is pretty hot! Hey Baby! Yeah, get a good look curly haired guy, I'm doing the same thing. Oh, well Himee is back, Pat out.

So Mohinder is spider hulk. that is kind of cool. He is strong and can climb wal-Mohinder! what are you doing with her on the table. Hey if my grandma sees that. Pat stop cheering him on. No that doesn't make this show better. You can watch Cinemax if you want to see that. Hey, keep it down before grandma comes down here! oh great, here she comes...

Well, I have to go. My grandma says Pat and I were to loud, so we can't finish Heroes tonight. Good thing I have recording on my TIVO.. So good night I guess.