The Return of Himee Jones
Stardate 080920, Episode 14
HI EVERYBODY!!! It's me Himee! I'm back! Yeah, Ray and Kevin went on hiatus and locked me out of the site... again. Boy, when these guys go on hiatus, they are really hard to get a hold of. I e-mailed and e-mailed and kept asking them to give my blog back. It wasn't untill e-mail #526 that Ray finally answered me and said "OK." That was early July and well, it didn't work out. We had a hosting problem with 5gigs.com, or as Ray likes to say "5gigs is a bunch of b!+ches." We now have a new host and our own SWEET! domain name! YT1300.com is our new home. I asked Ray what he is going to do with a super cool domain name like that. I mean it is after all the model number of the Millenium Falcon. He told me to have patience young Padawan. With that I bow my head and say, yes oh great master.
So, it's time to fill you in on some things in the last year and a half of my life. I was a bit depressed in my last blog post, things were pretty slow around here and Pat was gone, so I was bit lonely. I mean playing customizeable card games by yourself gets kind of lonely after a while. Life started to get fun again late September 2007 when my first mate, Pat, came back from his Tom Cruise look-a-like tour. YAY! SWEET!! I guess he started drinking again while he was on tour and missed too many shows, so his agent terminated his contract. Pat says it all started when he arrived in Las Vegas. He and a few Tom Cruise and Mickey Rourke look-a-likes were drinking at the MGM Grand and ran into a group of Elvis impersonators and started fighting. After that the days kind of blured until they sent him packing. Pat says he was too good for them anyway. Pat got his old job back, detailing cars at Mark Motors with me. A bunch of people were fired for stealing wax and towles, including out old supervisor who was always threatening to fire me. This was perfect timing for Pat, they made him the new supervisor. YAY! Now I will never get fired.
Since Pat is the Detailing Supervisor, he gave us every weekend off. SWEET!! So we went to see a new movie every weekend this past summer, some times two. You want to talk about fun! You advid readers of my blog know that I love to go to the movies and that Pat likes to throw stuff at the screen. I plan on writing about our summer of movies in the near future.
So the Fall TV shows are almost here. I can't wait for Heroes season 3!! I like Clare, but Nikki scares me. Hiro should drop Ando and bring me on as his side kick, because I would never complain about the mission. There is song called Stand by your Man, and I would. I started watching Fringe in hopes that it would tie in with Lost since it has the weird creepy black guy from Lost in charge of the investigation team, but I don't think it will. Ray says it's X-Files all over again and he didn't like X-Files. I kind of agree with him. The new Knight Rider starts soon, I saw the pilot last February and i liked it. New technology on an old classic is fun. New seasons of My Name is Earl and The Office start soon! YAY! I like Earl's brother, Randy, I bet we would be really great friends.
Well, that's it for now. It feels G-R-E-A-T GREAT! to be back! I must do my best to keep the Council (Ray & Kevin) happy or they may ground me again. Oh, be the way, today is Talk like a Pirate day! Every September 19th is Talk like a Pirate Day. So go out and talk like a Pirate. GOOD BYE MATIES!
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