Hello, from ME!

HI! I'm Himee Jones and this is my first episode in my very own corner of the LunchTray Conspiracy. I thought I would introduce myself in this issue, but first I want to thank Ray, who is here, for letting me do this, he is pretty cool. Thanks Ray! Yeah, no problem.

Ok, so my is name Himee Jones. That is pronounced Hi-Mee and not Him-Ee as some of you un-cool people like to call me. Un-cool? Yes. Who? These guys I met at Gen-Con '99. They were all dressed up like Dr. Spock and laughing at my name. You mean that wannabe elf looking guy from Star Trek? Spock is a Vulcan. A humanoid race, with copper-based blood, slightly green-tinted complexion and notably pointed ears, they are respo-Whatever, you let guys who dress up like Spock laugh at you? I guess? You need to grow some balls! ...ok... Well, I gotta go... What? Why? Ah, because... Oh.. Well, bye then, thanks for coming! Tell Kevin I said HI! Yeah, whatever. Hey, you want to decorate easter eggs later?

So yeah, my name is Himee Jones. I was born in Wisconsin Rapids, WI on June 15th, 1970. That would be Stardate 700615 for those who don't know, yeah I'm talking to you Vulcan Brigade, you guys suck! YEAH! How's that for some BALLS!? So yeah, I was born in 1970 and I'm 35 years old right now. I work at Mark Motors in Wisconsin Rapids where I am a car detailer. I've been there since I was sixteen so I make like $10.00 an hour, plus I get to drive new cars around the parking lot, SWEET. Sometimes I rev up the motors and pretend I'm drag racing Vin Diesel across the railroad tracks, narrowly avoiding death as the train passes behind us. I beat him everytime, but he still wants to race me again and again. He never learns.

I live with my grandparents which is so cool, because I get the whole basement to myself and I don't have to pay rent. Since I don't pay rent I get to spend all my money on my hobbies, like buying action figures, cardboard cut outs of movie characters and gathering materials for my cos-play costumes that I wear to sci-fi and comic book conventions. One cool thing about living in the basement is that I know all the good hiding spots. Sometimes I jump out dressed like Ash from Army of Darkness and chase my grandma around with a plastic chain saw when she is in the basement. Hail to the King grandma.

So I have a lot of subjects I want to talk about in my episodes. I'm going to write about my life and hobbies most of the time. I'm going to tackle the Battlestar Galactica season 2.1 finale and talk about Hermione Granger from Harry Potter, because she is HOT! I wanted to talk about Star Wars, but Ray and Kevin say it's exclusive to them on this site.. bummer. See Ya Later!

Himee Jones