2006 News Archive
| We're Back |
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| 10.17.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
HELLO! Remember us? I remember you guys. You bunch of Silly Billy Gumdrops. Well, we're back. We had some technical difficulties like being hacked and what have you. We also have some updates for you fans.
First off is the big updates, the reason you guys come to this site, Me. Yes I have updated my blog with two new episodes. Well, one new episode and one lost episode. Episode 11 deals with my favorite TV show, the new Battlestar Galactica and Episode 12 is all about my brush with the darkside while playing KOTORII. So check them out.
Next, Ray has updated the trading card gallery. He uploaded the last two cards of Classic Scenes Collection Series 1 and the first two cards of Classic Scenes Collection Series 2. Go download them and add them to your collection. Finally he updated the front page with a new image of darth maul with robot legs and an oddly placed lightsaber. Weirdo.
So that's all we have for now. Ray and Kevin say they are working on a new top secret LTC. I asked if I could help and they said maybe! SWEET! Keep checking back, I have all kinds of stuff to talk about in my blog. BYE!
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| Episode 10 is here! |
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| 08.17.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
HI! I know I said it would only be a few days until I posted Episode 10, but I had a hard time getting MP to send me some pictures. Anyway, here it is, my 2006 Comic Con trip.
Now that I have that out of the way, I'll get my lost episodes ready. I had a few episodes I was working on when the guys took away my posting privileges, so be on the look out for my journey to the dark side. See you later Silly Billy Gumdrops!
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| Ungrounded!! |
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| 08.07.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
Hey fans!! Sorry it's been so long. Ray and Kevin grounded me from posting for a month because it took me so long to finish my E3 show blogs. When I told them that they don't post at all anyway and the site would be dead without me posting, they grounded me for TWO months instead!! Sheesh. Well, that's okay, I've been pretty busy detailing cars at work all summer. We recently got a new manager, who has these messed up cracks in his tongue when he pinches it between his teeth, it nauseates and enthralls me. Anyway, he's a bit more strict than the previous manager and he's been on Pat's but, as well as mine, since he got here. Most of the time he sticks us in different areas so we can't work together. He also keeps talking about "giving some people the proverbial axe" when autumn hits and it slows down here. When I ask him if the axe is like Gimli's from LOTR, he just shakes his head and walks off. Okay, on to the purpose of the post. As you all know Comic-Con has come and gone and now that I'm ungrounded I can post up my report, so look for it in a week or so!! I'm so excited I keep editing the blog over and over, and I should be done soon. SWEET!
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| Original Theatrical Trilogy |
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| 06.13.06 - posted by Ray |
A little over a month ago, Lucas Film announced that they were going to release the original theatrical Star Wars trilogy. An announcement that for better or worse, turned the galaxy upside down. Naturally, we had to add our two cents on this subject with the June 2006 issue of the LTC.
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| Brain Fart |
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| 06.02.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
HIi! I'm back. I guess I forgot to upload Episode #9 of my blog. Sorry. I guess I got carried away with the bet Ray made with me. You see Ray and I were talking about Star War: Knights of the Old Republic II. He bet me that I couldn't turn to the dark side and beat the game. I tried, but I couldn't. I owe Ray ten dollars. Being bad is so hard for me, my grandma is always there to make sure I stay her little angel.
Anyway, here is the final issue of the E3 show. Pat and I finally made it and I talk about the cool games I played. See you next issue when I review X-Men 3: The Last Stand.
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| Horror in San Francisco |
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| 05.20.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
HIi! It's me Himee! I'm back with the rest of the story San Francisco story. Pat and I run into some trouble after leaving the air port. Read on to find out what happened.
My next issue will deal with all the cool games I was able to play at E3. BYE! for NOW!
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| I'm Back!! |
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| 05.14.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
HIi! It's me Himee! I'm back from E3 in LA. I just posted episode #7. This one deals with some problems that we had getting to the show. This is part 1 of 2. You'll have to read the first part to understand the second part. Silly Billy Gumdrops.
What a trip! In Episode #9 I will talk about all the cool games I played and let you know what I think about them. Stay tuned!!!
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| I'm going to E3!! |
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| 05.07.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
Hi! all you Silly Billy Gumdrops! I just posted a new episode. I talk about my upcoming trip to Los Angeles to attend the E3! video game expo! SWEET! I'm so excited and I know I'm going to have tons of fun, it's almost like I'm going to heaven! Video game heaven that is. Well I gotta go get some sleep, I have an early flight. See ya in about a week. Okay, BYE!!
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| From the Best to the Worst |
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| 05.02.06 - posted by Ray |
So in last months LTC, we listed the five best Star Wars characters. This month we look the other way and list the five worst Star Wars characters. We had some very tough decisions to make, but didn't hold back or pull any punches. So here it is, the May 2006 LunchTray Conspiracy.
Himee said he wanted to help, so we put him to work on some research. He said "oh goodie, goodie!" and went right to work. The odd part was when he put on a Jedi robe that looked like the one that Jocasta Nu wore in Episode II. Himee is a bit odd, but helpful when it comes to researching some Star Wars history.
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| Silent Hill = Scary! |
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| 05.01.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
HELLO! I'm back. It's me Himee! I've posted my new episode, episode #5 that is. Pat and I went to the movies to watch Silent Hill and I'm going to tell you all about it.
I also hear that the guys are close to finishing the next Lunchtray. I can't wait... but I am a little bummed that they didn't let me help out with this issue or the last. I did do a lot of research for Ray. He had me get some background information on Captain Panaka and Greedo. So I guess in a way, I did help. SWEET!
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| HAPPY EASTER!!! |
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| 04.19.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
HELLO! It's me Himee! I hope you all had a SWEET! Easter. Mine was pretty SWEET! and I'm going to tell you all about it. All you need to do is click here and read about my 35th Easter!
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| Marathon Champion |
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| 04.10.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
HELLO! It's me Himee! I updated my blog with Episode #3. This one is all about my 10 hour Galactica 1980 marathon. Yup, I sat through an entire 10 hour marathon and lived to talk about it. SWEET! My friend Pat came over to watch it with me. Read on to see how we survived.
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| Better late than never |
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| 04.07.06 - posted by Ray |
We originally planned to have this issue ready for March, but we decided not to rush perfection. We really wanted to be sure about our choices for the five best Star Wars characters. So here it is, the April 2006 issue of the LunchTray Conspiracy, featuring the five best Star Wars characters. Yeah, we cut it back from ten. Too bad.
Also, please make sure you read Himee's blog. He keeps calling me up at two in the morning to remind me to let everyone know he has a blog on the LunchTray... Now you know. Oh and Himee, if you send me one more easter egg in the mail, I will delete your blog.
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| One Blog to Rule them all |
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| 04.01.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
HELLO! It's me Himee! Today is April 1st, or stardate 060401, and that means today is the debut of my of my corner! Check me out!!!!
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| I'm so EXCITED!!! |
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| 03.25.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
Yippee! You want to know why I'm so excited? I'm going to tell you. Ray and Kevin have finally given me my own corner where I can blog and write some articles. Yay!! After months of pleading, I have finally convinced them I am worthy enough to write on this site. Yay for me!! When I told my grand parents the good news, my grandpa asked who I was, which he always does. My grandma said we should celebrate with milk and cookies and I said SWEET!, but only if I could have chocolate milk.
Look for my corner and first Episode on April 1st 2006! YAY!
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| Happy time of year! |
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| 03.07.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
I'm so happy these days, because EASTER time is here! I just love the pretty colors this season brings, don't you? One of the great things about living in my grandparent's basement is that I don't have to pay rent or bills. This leaves all of my earnings from my job at Mark Motors to go to candy, since it's a dull period in the Star Wars collectibles world. I usually set aside one day to make about 3 dozen colored eggs. Then, I have my grandma hide them on me so I can look for them on Easter. I keep a log of all the hiding places, to make sure she finds new ones every year.
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| The Gallery of Stars |
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| 02.02.06
- posted by Ray |
The gallery is now open. You can find all available trading cards in the gallery. I will be working on more cards as soon as I get my new digital camera, the S9000.
I must say that Himee is becoming rather... strange. More so than before. His head seems a little scrambled. I guess he wasn't so lucky after the clone wars. You keep eating those peanuts buddy.
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| February LTC |
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| 02.01.06 - posted by Kevin |
Himee, well, it's already done. Ray and I did a cut and paste LTC collage of some greatest Star Wars rants we've compiled over the years. I'm really surprised and saddened that no one has contacted us all this time about writing jobs or anything, because this shit's classic. Read it here.
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| Hmmmm... |
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| 02.01.06 - posted by Himee Jones |
Is it weird that I dared myself to eat a peanut out of my shit, and I did? It didn't taste that different. Now I know if I'm stuck on a desert island sometime, and I'm in a pinch I can still have something to eat.
Hey, you guys gonna let me know when you start the new LTC? It's Star Wars related, right? You need me on there, I'm the quintessential stereotypical Star Wars fan. I'm in my late 30's (I think), I still live in my (grand)parents basement, and I only come out of the basement when the newest Star Wars movie is released. Just two more years till I can come out again!
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| Worthless, good for nothing Himee |
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| 01.27.06
- posted by Ray |
I leave Himee to do a job and he doesn't do it. The
November '05 LunchTray was finished in early November. I told Himee to upload the issue and to introduce it, but I guess he had other more pressing matters on his mind, like the Gilmore Girls.
So here it is, a few months late, but the Nov. 05 LTC is here. We took a close look at the upcoming Star Wars TV show and examined the facts from the fiction as well a conversation or two about the Episode III DVD. Take a look and let us know what you think.
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