 What is the LunchTray Conspiracy?
Narrated by Himee Jones!
HI AGAIN!! What is the LunchTray Conspiracy you ask? It started out as a monthly
news letter for Chachi Online. The
LTC was a way for Kevin and Ray to voice their twisted opinions
and waste some time. They talked about a great many
things including Star Wars. The first issue of the LTC appeared
on the net in August 1998. In those early days, Kevin and
Ray were just learning how to work on web sites
and thought it would be neat to do a monthly news letter
that sounded more like a conversation they were having with
each other. This was achieved by using a different font
color to tell them apart. The color code is located up top, right under the head of Darth Sidious... or actually right next to my head on this page. Heehee.
There are many issues, but some of the best issues are the ones that deal with Star
Wars. The June 1999 issue was to devoted The Phantom
Menace where Kevin and Ray picked apart some of the finer points of
the movie. This issue stands out as the best of the classic
LTC's. In the final issue, April 2001, Chachi HQ was visited
by a "shape shifting fear parasite." A battle ensued that
lasted for two days, a battle that would be at home in a
B movie script. After the smoke cleared and the dust settled,
the parasite was the only one left standing. After our
defeat, Kevin, Ray and I were inserted into the Matrix and forced
to a miserable existence of fighting in the Clone Wars.
Ray actually went
over to the dark side. We later had a memory wipe but it went wrong and we still remember most of it.
Flash forward to May 19th 2005. Shortly after watching Star
Wars Episode III, both Kevin and Ray start to remember writing
the LunchTray Conspiracy. In a flood of memories they both
contact each other (and me!) and decide it is time to stick
it to the world once more and share their twisted thoughts
about Star Wars.
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